I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
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