I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
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