I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Anonymous
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous