Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
Anonymous
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Anonymous












