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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
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