Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
Anonymous
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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