Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
Anonymous
All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
Anonymous
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Anonymous