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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after.
Me sarcastic? Never.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
My new year's resolution was to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me - nobody likes a quitter.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
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