Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Anonymous
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice.
Anonymous