You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous