Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day. Anonymous