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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time... Anonymous

Happy Quotes Sayings Time Quotes

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Life Quotes

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Anonymous

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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous

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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous

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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous

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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. Anonymous

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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous

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What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. Anonymous

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What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!" Anonymous

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. Anonymous

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I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it. Anonymous

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