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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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