Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Anonymous
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
Anonymous
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
Anonymous