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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous
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My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
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I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys. Anonymous
Sayings
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Anonymous
Sayings
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. - Anonymous
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous
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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. - Anonymous
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. Anonymous
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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. Anonymous
Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. - Anonymous
I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. Anonymous
Computers Short Quotes
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous
Questions
My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that. Anonymous
Time Quotes
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow. - Anonymous
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous
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Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet. Anonymous
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