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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

Never judge a book by it's movie

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.