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My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

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I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

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Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

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Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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