My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
More Quotes by Henny Youngman
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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