I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
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