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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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