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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.