I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous