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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.

Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.