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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
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Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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