I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Anonymous