Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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