Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous