Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa