Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call.
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You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
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