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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
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