I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous