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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.