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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

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I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.

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I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

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"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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