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I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.