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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.