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You can trust your dog to guard your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
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If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous

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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous

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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous

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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. Anonymous

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How was the dog's day? Ruff. - Anonymous

How was the dog's day? Ruff. Anonymous

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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. Anonymous

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It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous

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Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous

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