I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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