I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
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