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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

A day without coffee is like something without something.

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.