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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Anonymous

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A day without coffee is like something without something.

A day without coffee is like something without something. Anonymous

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A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous

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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous

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I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down. Anonymous

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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. Anonymous

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous

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Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge. Anonymous

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Anonymous

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous

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Near year 2013, resolutions you can keep.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
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Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous

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I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

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