Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
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