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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

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I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.

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I am too lazy to be lazy.

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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