Albert Einstein Quote
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out. Anonymous
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' Anonymous
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.