Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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