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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.