Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
