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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
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A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!'
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I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
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Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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