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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.