I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
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