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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.

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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

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How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

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I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

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Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

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True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.

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