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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.