Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?
I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
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