Oscar Wilde Quote
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.