So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary.
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it.
I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop.
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
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