My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. Anonymous