Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
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