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Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. - Anonymous

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

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My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. - Anonymous

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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean...

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. - Anonymous

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. - Anonymous

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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM! - Anonymous

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