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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Steven Alexander Wright

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

Anonymous

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Anonymous

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Anonymous

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Anonymous

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.

Anonymous

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

Winston Churchill

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

Anonymous

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Steven Alexander Wright

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous