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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.