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If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.

Pablo Picasso

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Dave Barry

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

Anonymous

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso