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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

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Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

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Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status.

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

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There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

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