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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.