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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

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What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

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You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

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What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

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Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.

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I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.

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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

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