Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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