I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
William Charles Dement
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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