When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
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