Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
More Quotes by Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
