I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.Mark Twain
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!Anonymous