Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
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