Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
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If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
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