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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Anonymous

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. - Anonymous

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous

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It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous

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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous

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Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. - Anonymous

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry

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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. - Anonymous

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous

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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. - Anonymous

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

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