Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Anonymous
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."