I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
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