Douglas Adams Quote
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'Henny Youngman
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.Anonymous
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?Anonymous