Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that."
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
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