Woody Allen Quote
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous