When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
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