I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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