I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home.Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Anonymous