You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. Anonymous
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen