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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.